Who’s Your Daddy?
A Father`s Day Gift Guide
Dad’s come in many shapes,
sizes and personalities but one thing they all have in common is that they are
super hard to buy for! I always find it
so challenging to find something great for my dad. Yes, yes, I know he will always love a case
of beer but that doesn’t exactly shout out “I love you and thanks for being a
great dad” does it? Here are some of the
types of dad’s that might be out there in our universe.
The Most Powerful Dad in the Galaxy!
Darth Vader dad is a man of mystery. Sure you know a lot about him but it is really only what he wants you to know – that he is powerful and that you should never cross him. If you think straight A’s, varsity athletics, or charity work is going to impress this dad think again! You had better get you a** home on time and don’t ever speak back to him or your mother. He rules with a heavy hand and has an empire to back him up. There really is only one gift for this dad – a miniature version of himself. Luke may the force be with you!
Keyword Search: Darth Vader
The Man of Steel Dad
Just like Clark Kent he is kind of quiet, reliable
and nice to your friends but anytime there is a problem Super Dad appears! He is a problem solver and always willing to
give a hand to those in needs. He likes
to stick up for the underdog and take on the villain. He is the dad that kids love and respect;
adore and honor; and, obey and follow. This is the dad that swoops in to save
the day!
Keyword Search: Superman
The “James Bond” Dad - AKA 007
Like James Bond, your dad
that is always off on a mission. He has
places to be and people to see. Dressed
to the 10’s and ready to take on the town or anyone who gets in his way? He
has impeccable taste that cannot be confined to any single genre. He looks
good, drives a perfectly washed-and-buffed luxury car, enjoys only the choicest
single malts or cigars and always seems to have just the right gadget to make
life easier. He is also a sucker for
helping beautiful ladies in distress.
Keyword Search: James Bond
The “Trekie” Dad
Anyone who is a true Trekie cannot keep this secret
in the vault. Your dad likes “to go
boldly where no man has gone before”... even if it is just to a new restaurant
or park down the street! He is full of
adventure and is always amazed at nature’s awesomeness. You can either go with
him or stay home – it doesn’t matter to him but just remember “You are the one
missing out”! He is one of the good
guys!
Keyword Search: StarTrek
The “Joker” Dad
Sometimes you might feel
like your dad is a super villain because of all the embarrassing moments he has
caused you with the tricks he likes to play on you and your friends. Not only can he dish it but he can also take
it and loves it when a good prank is also pulled on him. This is a dad that likes to laugh and there
is never anything too serious to talk about.
All your
friends tell you how awesome your dad is.
Keyword Search: Joker
The Athletic Dad
This is the dad that is
still superfit... or maybe he has a bit of a belly but one thing is for sure he
likes to relive his glory days – you know when he was an all-star hockey player
on that farm team so many eons ago. He still thinks he is a super athlete and
wants to relive his professional dreams through you, his rightful heir to
athletic success! He is the coach of
your teams and likes to make sure everyone knows who is running the play!
Keyword Search: Joe Jock
The “Do Everything Yourself” Dad
Hire someone to do what? Not while your dad is around! He’s never met a problem he hasn't been
willing to take on himself, and he’s a tireless tinkerer, and will travel far
and wide to get just the right tool or part. Take the car to a mechanic to
change the oil – why bother – he can do it himself. Everyone knows that this Dad likes a beer or
two either during or after every good project.
Keyword Search: Tool Time
The Tech Dad
A tech dad is
easy to spot. He knows everything
about computers, cell phones, digital cameras, the Internet, gaming systems and
all things technological. He texts and browses with the latest Smartphone,
keeps his computer running smoothly with all the latest software updates and
won’t be caught dead watching Game of Thrones on anything less than
the best-reviewed HDTV and programming device.
Keyword Search: BBQ
The BBQ King Dad
Always grilling and
always thrilling! This dad loves to be
the master of his own domain. He is
hands on in the kitchen and loves to entertain.
The perfect host and his motto is the more the merrier. There is always more than enough food and
drinks to go around.
Keyword Search: BBQ
The
Dad that Still Be-Leafs:
The Toronto Maple Leafs were toasted from the playoffs in grizzly fashion — and now you can make sure dad remembers his beloved team’s meltdown every morning with toast featuring the Leafs’ logo. Dad not a Leaf's fan? The line of cufflinks and wallets are available for all NHL teams and MLB team too!
The Toronto Maple Leafs were toasted from the playoffs in grizzly fashion — and now you can make sure dad remembers his beloved team’s meltdown every morning with toast featuring the Leafs’ logo. Dad not a Leaf's fan? The line of cufflinks and wallets are available for all NHL teams and MLB team too!
Keyword Search: Hockey
My Dad is a combo between
the Man of Steel Dad and the DIY dad, who’s your daddy?
Happy Father’s Day to all the
wonderful and wacky dads out there!
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